I do not know.
But certainly,
these guidelines for Life are among the best available...
Swami
Beyondananda's
Guidelines
1.
Be a Fundamentalist--make
sure the
Fun
always comes before the
mental.
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A
laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the
material
world is to get more material. Have a good
laughsitive
twice a day, and that will ensure
regularhilarity.
2.
Remember
that each of us has been given a special
gift,
just for playing - so you are already a winner!
3.
The most
powerful tool on the planet today is
Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That
way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply
change
the channel.
4.
Life is like photography. You
use the
negative to develop.
5.
It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought
particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition
called
truth decay.
So be sure to use
mental floss
twice a
day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we
teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class:
Don't
get even, get odd.
6.
If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live
like nomads. That's where I
no mad at
you, you no mad at me. That way,there'll surely be nomadness on the
planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little
peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make
one big peace
everywhere.
7.
I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if
you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find
a fault,
just don't dwell on it.
8.
There's
no need to
change the world.
All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to
change it again.
9.
If you're
looking to find the key to the Universe,
I have some
bad news and some good news.
The bad news is: there is no key to the Universe. The good news is: it
has been left
unlocked.
10.
Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't
like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a
bureaucracy. So we don't have to go through channels.
